Question : What do Garlic & Herb Nan bread rolls and mini Poppadoms both have in common ?
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Answer : They both secrete a thick black oily stain and set all the nearby smoke detectors off if you leave them in a microwave on full power for more than 20 seconds.
Public heath and Safety Notice - DO NOT try this at home
{ it will stink out the entire house for days, the smoke will take ages to clear, the oily residue will stain and the whole thing will remain the temperature of molten lava for much longer than you think }
Amendum This will also destroy any edible qualities of them, as has been proved by leaving it out in my back garden where it was totaly ignored and left alone for days by any of the neighbours pet cats, the family of foxes that live in the wilderness at the end of my road, the entire local bird community and even a wandering rat!
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